About The Author

name: piss waffel
age: seventeen
location: shit hole
current thought: why the fuck am i signing up for this?
fave food: pepperoni pizza
fave colour: purple
book reading: hannibal
girlfriend: steph

Song Playlist

song 1: Poison the well - Botchla
song 1: From autumn to ashes - Short stories with tragic endings
song 1: A static lullaby - Lip gloss and let down
song 1: Thursday - Autobiography of a nation
song 1: SikTh - such the fool
song 1: title 1

Today Im Feeling
The current mood fo lambo_2099@hotmail.com at www.imood.com


   
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Oct 3, 2003
todays fun

Well so far today a roof seems to be falling down:S so i decied to sit under the fucking projector thing??!!:S what the fuck??

BROWNY YOU BITCH!


sorry, he just smacked me in the head.......stupid guy!

so....erm, meant to have an IT lesson....hardly anyones here:S wonder whats up? oh well may aswell sit here listerning to glassJAw, great band

Every wondered what type of car the mean when they say "leave two car lengths" i mean...Vectras are ALOT bigger than....punto's n shit like that, ye?


When it's home
and im broken lets fix
when it's home
and im swollen lets kiss
when its home
and im walking she'll lead
Im so gracious my names
I dare



ok,totally random/wrong lyrics to the song:S


Smiths here, work:'(:'(

Posted at 03:38 am by Pisswaffel
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Sep 26, 2003
Browny and the animal porn

Heehee, when browny logged onto his computer he decieds to annouce to our IT class he has an animal porn file on his computer, i wonder who put that there?? Browny says " some fanny i.e. boney that know lots about it"  but we all know thats not true :P
lol, browny mr "Oi-oi matey,hows it going matey, oioi" 
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It work:
Not going very well today, so fars 30min lesson i've typed up...........
I will also ask Shatterfist to post an online poll on their website asking fans to pick their favourite CD cover, out of the three.
hmmm:s cant be arsed really, want to go out to pub, mmmmm double vodka and coke *makes note to get so drunk he chops the end off his finger again o:)*
going driving with my brother later, should be,..........shitty! NO MUSIC ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!
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My latest addiction...................................




The ataris - Boys of summer *hums tune*

The lady in tescos was dancing when i was walking around singing it :D WOOOOOOOOOO! everyone loves boys of summer(i mean, been covered by all genre's really)

Posted at 04:02 am by Pisswaffel
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Sep 18, 2003
back

so here i am, back at school after being sick(literally) and what did i miss???
FUCK ALL!
meant to be doing hindu studies but am sat here talking to gray and only have one shoe on(hurty toe) and expressing my hatred of people0:)
ever wondered how people invented religion? fucking hell, like, theygot bored and claimed "God/Brahman/Allah" etc(whatever your belief) talked to them, wouldnt he either
A)Choose some one cool to talk to
OR
B)come and fucking see us himself
this is why i dont believe in god
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Driving this afternoon, should be fun:S dont want to do it 2day,...might crash and kill alot of innocent children....or just stall:S but hey, once i drive i can go to CORNWALL:DWOOOOOOOOO
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Grays doing one....here's my life goals list:
*eat a human
*Become a Hindu/Budist preacher and make up shit that people will believe
*Make PORNO:D
*have a van with my name on the side
*Write a song about laxertives
*meet FATA
*have a CD out:D
*Finally get my piercings and then strech them:D
*Get some tattoo to piss mam off
*Never leave home:D

Thats all i can think of now, what a paphetic life i lead:(:(

Posted at 04:11 am by Pisswaffel
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Sep 8, 2003
New phrases

Old Phrase

New Phrase

No Fucking Way!

I'm fairly sure that's not really feasible

You're Fucking kidding

Really?

Tell someone who gives a Fuck

I will have to run that one by ………………

No Bastard told me

I wasn't informed of that

I don't have Fucking time

Perhaps I can work late

Who Fucking cares?

Are you sure there's a problem?

Eat Shit and Die

You don't say

Eat Shit and Die Mother Fucker

You don't say, Sir

Kiss my ass

So then, would you like to help me

Kiss my ass, Kiss his ass, kiss everyone's ass

Group Hug…

She's/He's a Fucking prick

She/He's somewhat Insensitive

She's a ball busting, Bad ass Bitch

She's an Aggressive Go-Getter

You really haven't got a Fucking Clue, Have you?

You could perhaps do with a little more training

This place is Fucked

We're a little disorganised today

This place is Fucked again..

We're all sacked

What the Hell sort of FuckWit are you?

You're Kind'a New here aren't you ?

Fuck Off, Shit Head

Well, there you go, something I didn't know,
thanks for sharing it with me..

You're a Fucking Asshole aren't you ?

You're my Supervisor aren't you ?

Fuck Off

I'll look into it and get right back to you

Fuck Off, You Dickhead

I no longer need your assistance

Fuck Me

Well, there's summat you don't see everyday

How do you get this piece of shit to work?

I could use a little more training

Fucking Loser

Gee that really was unfortunate

Stick you're head up your ass and fight for breath

That was a great Idea,
Why couldn't I have thought of it first

I've Fucked up

I appear to have made an error

You're a fucking liar

You must be wrong

 


Posted at 11:04 am by Pisswaffel
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Sep 5, 2003
confession letter (song i wrote)

Im sorry i left u
I hope u understand y
I left to make it better
I was scared i hurt u
I was scared for ur safety
I beat u once or twice
i was drunk
Do u forgive me?

CHORUS:
This is my confession
Of the failure i am
The life i lead
Failing to succed

I hope she told u y
I hope u know i didnt leave u
I left ur life
To make things better
But now im writing to you
U deserve better than me
U deserve somone
Who could stand their mistakes

Im writing this letter
For wen ur old enough
to understand its for the best
for u that i left
i sent the cheques
and blank cards
always wondered
How u are

Now i know why i disapeared
For ur safety
im not here
goodbye till the forgiven year


Posted at 06:23 am by Pisswaffel
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Depression:(

I know in nu-metal i said stuff about depression, that was about how the singers sing about it in every song for 3/4/5
bloody albums, this is about Teen depression.

Im writing this because of something i just heard on the radio, how a 13 year old girl hung herself because of school,
After 2days:|!
Teenagers will feel like thet cant talk to anyone, that they're alone in the world, when they
Are not!
I've been there, i had a few problems and didnt tell anyone n bottled it all up, ending in a
very bad way. But i over came this by talking and it's alot easier than i thought it would be
 so if anyone you know is acting funny/down all the time, i urge you to talk to them and find
out what pressure their under/whats eating them.
Depression is multi-related,school,family,friends, all factors of depression, but depression
 can lead to worse things as time goes on(ie the lil girl hanging herself)


Posted at 05:51 am by Pisswaffel
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Hardcore music

Heehee, Hardcore music is amazing, so energetic,makes you want to jump around, ye the screaming at times is abit too much but still, makes you want to jump about :D!
If your reading this and dont know any hardcore bands, i recodmend you check out


Poison the well!
From autumn to ashes
Every time i die
SikTh
A Static Lullaby

post more later for you all to check out;)

Posted at 03:33 am by Pisswaffel
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Nu-Metal SHIT!

Isn't nu-metal the SHITTIEST THING EVER! i mean come on, how depressed are these guys!
"Oh mummy n daddy never loved me" WELL YOUR STILL HERE
How about all you twats who sing nu-metal please STOP! it's all the same old crap! Noone can have had that many bad girlfriends(im talking 3/4 albums worth here! KORN!) and why cant you do us all a favour and kill yourself if you want to so bloody much!!!!

Posted at 03:28 am by Pisswaffel
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